Made a bonfire on the beach: It was actually at the lake and it wasn't supposed to be a bonfire per say.
Blown bubbles: I always have some in my car. You know, in case I get stuck in traffic
Written a letter to Santa Claus: Just this last Christmas. Didn't get what I wanted yet though.
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: Yes. Sprite hurts
Recently colored with crayons: They're very expensive crayons.
Swam in the ocean: I've put a toe in it. But, uh, SHARKS!
Gone to Washington , DC: Yes. And I left a little bit of me there too. Literally.
Been lost: Not in a long time for I am "MAP GIRL!"
Quit your job: Halleluiah YES! This summer I was able to quit my job and I no longer work for oggity boggity.
Shoplifted: Nothing from a store but I have an extensive collection of salt and pepper shakers from various restaurants in southeast Tennessee.
Stolen a car: No. I don't think it counts if your friend drove you to the store and went in, leaving you by yourself in said car with the keys in the ignition.
Drank so much you threw up: No. The only time I ever came CLOSE was after the beer and Pixy Stick incident of 1998.
Smoked a cigarette: Yes. Usually only when I'm playing pool in a bar with a pint of Guinness. Except for the drag off one after having to go and check on the Museum after the alarm went of during the middle of the night. Let me just say, this place is asscreapy when it's pitch dark out.